Taken from the legal page of a Nova Scotia newspaper.
There were eight family relations calls. One involved an 87-year-old mother who couldn't be roused one morning. EHS determined she had been assaulted the previous evening by a crokinole board. Apparently her son, who had been drinking, lost three straight games and then hit the mother on the head. He was arrested and police are investigating.
There's the link to the actual page.
Wow, I sure hope this wasn't any of you guys!